It's Me, Caleb Brumfield

This is the only "social media" you will find for me.
All other accounts that claim to be me are either fake or no longer used by me.
Unless you already know my contact details, this is the only way you can reach me.

At any rate, thanks for visiting!



About Me

For starters, I am a nobody. A genuine waste of time, space, and energy.
A fool and a charlatan of the greatest degree.
My being, a grand joke at the expense of existence itself.
Ever the lubricant of societal dysfunction.
Cowardice and failure are my chiefest of qualities.
As a mote given motion, I drift aimless, longing to rest among the dirt.



Why this site?

If you have to ask this, just fuck off. You've already failed the shitmus test.
It's mine, I made it for me, you just get to use it.
One day, much like all of us, it will be gone too and nothing of value will be lost.



Contact Me

You may use the form below to attempt to contact me.
Solicitation or ads will be ignored, I am not interested in things I already know how to do.
I may respond to your message only if you can prove you know or knew me.
So think of something only the two of us would know.
Good luck with your attempt.












This form is very simple, it provides no user feedback.
Keep your message simple if you expect it to reach me.
English only, please and thanks. I will not translate your message.



Your Privacy To ease your troubled mind, the data you put into this form will be sent via email to me.
The data is not encrypted, and may pass through or be stored on third-party mail provider servers.
The message may be retained forever, and you may not ask for a copy or request deletion later.
I don't care about CCPA or GDPR, etc., they're bullshit made up to serve an agenda that has nothing to do with respecting you, your privacy, or your rights. :)